Lessons

Here are some things that I learned last night:

1. Wednesday nights are the new Friday nights. Primarily because I don't have class on Thursdays.
2. I bear a striking resemblance to Patricia Arquette...says the drunken bourgeois 18 year old sitting at the table next to us at the brasserie.
3. Starting off your night with a stiff glass of cognac is always a good idea...and it's classy-like.
4. Drinking cognac when all you've eaten in the past 3 days is raw veggies and salads is a surefire way to ensure rapid inebriation.
5. Le Paris Paris is a bitch to get into when you're not on the list. Even if you're a girl. Even if you're with two moderately well-known members of the Paris music scene. Even if it's a Wednesday night. I think it might also have something to do with the asshole coke-head bouncer. Pure speculation though...
6. A 30-minute wait to finally get in doesn't seem like such a big deal after you remember that you made friends with the bartender last time around.
7. Work it and you'll get results in the form of free triple rum and cokes. To quote Olivier: "pff, c'est ca les filles!"
8. Underage girls who get into clubs and drink too much are terribly annoying. Wait, I knew this before last night...
9. My new favourite crepe is nutella WITH banana.

And tonight I learned that blasting Rick Ross makes cleaning the appartment a lot more enjoyable.

And just for kicks, check out this sweet video. Get familiar with Kavinsky.