they're always after me lucky charms!

I really don't like St. Patrick's Day. I think it's just an excuse for people to pretend they're Irish, wear stupid green outfits, get disgustingly drunk and act like complete idiots, all in the name of a tradition most people aren't even familiar with. What's worse than St. Patrick's day in Paris? When it falls on the same day as the French and Scottish rubgy teams face off for the Six Nations title. (France dominated Scotland, btw.) So last night downtown Paris was literally teeming with a terrifying mix of old men in kilts and young hooligans wearing Guiness foam top-hats. On the upside, anglo-saxons are a lot more respectful when they drunkenly holler at you. "Ah! Here are some pretty lasses. BONNE SOIR MES AMIES!"